The Sweater Museum
It was a dark and stormy knight that burst onto the scene at 517 W. Camelot Drive early Thursday morning, wreaking havoc at the Sweater Museum. Mr. James Richards II, also of Camelot Drive, had been practicing sword-fighting in his renaissance-fair costume, that of a black suit-of-arms, when he noticed light in the window of the Sweater Museum. Being a member of the neighborhood watch, and wanting to act quickly, James rush to the scene, where his visor distorted his view and ultimately resulted in $50,000 worth of damage to fully half of the museum. “I ran over as quickly as my suit would allow,” said Mr. James Richards II, as he unsuccessfully attempted to open his visor. “I must have been quite a sight, with my vintage suit, and I’m certain I could have caught the culprit, if I had not tripped. I keep forgetting to oil the helmet.” The Camelot Sweater Museum, world-famous for its collection of never-work cardigans and unique Scottish-esque patterns had just received a shipment o...